Sequoia National Forest
Sequoia National Forest is in California. It is a beautiful scenic place that protects some of the largest living things on planet earth, the Giant Sequoia trees. If you get a permit from the forest service you can go camping in the national forests. It is a wonder of nature to marvel at the beautiful trees and the wildness of the earth in these protected areas.
If you are an illegal alien with ties to the Mexican drug cartels, you might be inclined to grow marijuana in these forests. The land is owned by the government, so it can not be seized by the drug authorities. There are many remote areas with easily dammed streams that can supply water to your plants through cheap PVC drip irrigation tubing. Best of all, you will be bringing billions of dollars of surplus American money into your poor homeland by selling your easily grown and processed plants.
There is only one problem with your farming venture. American drug squads are currently monitoring the Sequoia National Forest and are ripping up your pretty plants and water systems and arresting your gun-toting family members in their clandestine farming camps. So far, authorities have eradicated over a billion dollars worth of your crops in eight days. I’m sure that as the season progresses, more and more of these happy little farms will be rooted out and destroyed by the agents of the American Government. Perhaps you should have stayed home and grown corn.
Good Post. I agree, but instead of corn, how about staying in Mexico and growing some decent coffee beans?
Adam
August 8, 2008 at 3:23 pm