Some Knowledge

Here is how you make money on the net.  You sell information.  Copies of information cost you nothing.  You will need to follow this procedure exactly:

• Pretend to be rich
• Write as if you can’t spell
• Offer secret information
• Set up a site to take payments
• Be rude and obnoxious
• Call yourself The Rich Moron
• Offer a discount on your ebook
• Get your ebook from a PLR site
• Offer a money back guarantee
• Promote your website
• Make your money selling information on how to make money.

Any variation in this procedure is fine.  You don’t have to know anything about making money on the Internet.  The fact that you can’t write only proves you are a regular guy.  Look out for the authorities.

A popular search today is for Missing Money.  Are people really so daft that they would have forgotten that they had some money somewhere?  I can see using this site if you have amnesia and maybe you used to be a millionaire but you forgot where you kept your bank account.  I doubt anyone else would get any benefit from searching for missing funds.

I am not in the habit of opening bank accounts and then forgetting that I salted away some cash.  If I had an old account I’m sure the bank would have siphoned off all my funds by now for inactivity.  After a certain time the account gets sent off to the state as unclaimed property.  I’m sure the government doesn’t owe me anything.  I haven’t inherited any stocks or bonds from any rich relatives.  Why is this site so popular today?

All I can say is there must have been a news story about this somewhere.  I am in the mood to blame the media for everything.  Some person probably found out that they had a million dollars in some account by using this website and the news got to people who just had to check to see if they were dumb like that.  Maybe it was a famous person who found out about some inheritance.

There are 14,462 news stories about missing money listed on Google.  There were at least five stories today.  The news media creates buzz on some obscure topic and all of a sudden people start searching for more information.  All I can say is if you have lost some money by putting it in a bank and then forgetting about it you are probably an idiot and need a website to help you out.